So in your average crazy day, what is the craziest nonsensical sentence you find yourself constantly repeating? For example, I found myself saying tonight at dinnertime “keep your fork out of your pants”. There are others, “your toothbrush does not go in the toilet”! Is it just me or are there others preaching not to do things you thought you would never say?
“Do not draw on the TV screen”
Or my favorite
“Don’t make a mess”
Then you go on like it the most common thing to say while not blinking twice.
Crazy Nonsensical
I will be there
I have a 5 month old so I speak agoo, goo goo, who made a stinky poopy, and so on and on, but my brother in law said he alway's had to say to his daughter, "Shelby get your finger out of Tatter's butt." Tatter being the dog and not a sibling or mother or visitor. My thinking is that I never thought I would be doing what I am doing or have such a wonderfull family and life, and what good comedy these kids bring us even at 5 months old You are not going to hear a coworker say. "Jim, Keep the fork out of your pants." Although some days when I was working fulltime I would welcome a comment like that.
Actually I have been telling my wife to pick up after herself a lot, and the hamper is for dirty clothes not the floor. I am learning and will be with you soon.
:)
Where's the candy?
"There is no candy up my nose."
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I'm gonna beat ya!
RenoDad,
That's like my kids yelling "I'm gonna beat ya!" as they race for a door or a car or something. I generally holler back, "And I'm gonna beat ya when nobody's looking!" Again, they're too young to understand. But I do get some interesting looks in public parks. Venting should be fun.
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