My not quite 4 year old has been reading since he was around two and doesn’t understand that not everyone can read. We were at the library today and a mother was working with her son, who was a few years older than Gavin.

The boy is trying to read a poster and says,

Where…

the…

Wild…

Things…

Are.

Gavin walks up and says, “ok, now say it all together”

The mother looks over at my son with a pissed off look in her eyes and the boy reads it again, much the same way.

Gavin walks away laughing and says, “pfffth.. That boy reads all weird”

Yes, my son is a pompous ass.