Hi there!!

As April fools day, here I have some wonderful quotations about parenthood, all of them taken from the book "Furry Logic Parenthood" by Jane Seabrook

1. You can't scare me. I have children.
2. Those who say they sleep like babies... don't usually have them.
3. Why do they say "you have a baby"? ... The baby has you.
4. Say no. Then negotiate.
5. There are three ways to g3t things done: -Do it yourself, -hire someone to do it, -or forbid your kids to do it.

Finally, Children's property laws:
i. If I like it, it's mine.
ii. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
iii. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
iv. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
v. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
vi. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.
vii. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
viii. If it's broken, it's yours.