HEY!! Get your minds out of the gutter. Its not what you think.
Am I the only one that often has trouble zipping his daughters' coats. I have spent over 30 years with the zipper on the right side, but apparently girls zippers are on the left. What the hell! Make them the same!!
I must say, I was very hesitant to post this in fear I am the only idiot running into this zipper confusion.
Check your closet, because if you are wearing a coat with a zipper on the left you might be a girl.
More practice on the wifes clothing is a good way. Also, try crossing your hands or start buying boys jackets for her.
This is why women put their cloths in the closet backwards, dishes in the dishwasher backwards and most anything else they do backwards.
I knew I revealed to much! Yes I was once the personal dresser to Her Royal Highness Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands. I abused my position and was dismissed only to end up on The Circuit riding motocross. Then I was a rodie with Nashville Pussy for a spell. I was town to town up and down the dial until that dog, Wolfe, took me in and gave my life meaning.
Be Seeing You.
Personally, I have found that some clothing makers seem to use high-quality zippers while others use cruddy ones. And it makes a difference.
Along with that, sometimes the cloth that overlaps the zipper is too wide, causing too many snags. These are now the things I look at when shopping Target. Times have truly changed.
As an aside, it's fun to catch the what-the-heck-is-he-doing stares from the shopping moms as I zip and unzip little-girl jackets (on the hangers, not on girls).
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